In a showcase on the third floor of the MCG rests a electric pink suit worn by the entertainer. His concert in front of a hundred thousand spectators was seen as a triumph.
It's possible you like the performer. You might think he is the greatest gift to music known to man. You might take a middle ground, conceding that some songs are excellent while others are poor.
The central idea is that entertainment can be delivered diversely. Tastes vary. There is not a single method to craft art or even five-day cricket.
The traditional format boasts peerless complexity. One struggles to think of another sport where the outcome is so dependent on conditions.
The climate, the time of day, the cricket ball – the variables are numerous. Crucially is the pitch.
If the format is an artistic pursuit, the strip is the canvas on which the cricketers craft their legacy.
The fourth Ashes Test between the two sides was the game deconstructed, the great game taken to pieces and reassembled in a bizarre shape.
This is not a justification of the surface which resulted in a triumph and the another sub-three-day finish of the series.
Allowing a thick layer on the wicket, causing 36 wickets falling in less than two days, is not a fair contest between batter and bowler.
But any notion this was a lesser event, one that should be marked with an asterisk as inauthentic, is incorrect.
The long game is a diverse canvas, over two thousand matches and counting. Sometimes, like in Melbourne, the cricket ball does all sorts for the seamers. Sometimes, it spins sharply on a dry surface. At other venues, the pitch is dead, other times it spits like a cobra.
The close matches are particularly captivating because of the investment devoted in other matches.
Certain variables are embraced more easily than others.
The contention in Melbourne was that the contest was weighted unfairly towards the bowlers. That the top batters were unable from showcasing their talents.
This level of cricket is about adapting to challenges – interpreting the wicket and responding appropriately. The best individual scores were made by recognized stars. One line-up committed more errors than the other, and thus lost.
Try telling the fans who have endured 18 winless matches that this wasn't compelling.
Among the crowd of the MCG, a sea of people celebrated and sang their songs, producing a festive mood in a stronghold of sport.
There was belief as the fielding side excelled, impetus when batters scored quickly, and pure joy when the victory was achieved.
The MCG has previous experience with difficult wickets. In the past, a match there featured a wicket with the excitement of a a damp squib.
That fixture was a slog, with limited drama and endless boredom. This recent match and that previous match are extreme ends of the spectrum – both are not perfect, yet significance can be ascribed to them.
Four Tests into the ongoing battle, it is the two-day matches that will live longest in the collective consciousness.
"This isn't the end of the long game at all," commented a former player. "Fans who have been lucky enough to see these 48 hours have been treated to some genuine drama. An unusual spectacle."
In the preparation to this Test, the leader addressed the media like a man carrying the weight of the world on his mind.
The team responded for him, restoring the positive demeanor to his face.
Different players delivered with key contributions. These are baby steps, certainly not enough to ensure long-term futures, but a foundation to develop from.
In the end, this triumph joins other memorable performances in dead rubbers.
As the supporters departed into a glorious Melbourne evening, the squad congregated on the field to commence their own festivities.
Savour the moment, boys. It's well deserved.
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